What does a bankrupt frog say?
"Baroke, baroke, baroke."
Why are frogs so happy?
They eat watever bugs them
Why did the frog walk across the road?
He didn't... he jumped.
How deep can a frog go?
Knee-deep Knee-deep!
What did the frog order at McDonald's?
French flies and a diet Croak
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad!
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it!
How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
Unhoppy.
"Baroke, baroke, baroke."
Why are frogs so happy?
They eat watever bugs them
Why did the frog walk across the road?
He didn't... he jumped.
How deep can a frog go?
Knee-deep Knee-deep!
What did the frog order at McDonald's?
French flies and a diet Croak
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad!
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it!
How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
Unhoppy.


